Oil Rubbed Bronze Fire Pit w/ Criss-Cross Design

Oil Rubbed Bronze Fire Pit w/ Criss-Cross Design

• Oil Rubbed Bronze Bowl

• Design Provides More Head and More Atmosphere

• Easy Tending and Cleaning

• Easy Lift Spark Guard and Hook

• Simple Assembly

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Sometimes I like to imagine I am in Athens. A Greek God; Zeus, actually. I like to stand in my yard, in front of my fire pit with a roaring fire and imagine all the people below me, cowering at my mighty power. The awesome strength I have is so great I could crush a house with my bare hands.

I am handsome, too. My stomach is a chiseled masterpiece. My sculpted arms almost burst with the muscles that ripple beneath them. My flowing golden mane blows slightly in the breeze. Woman –

“What are you doing? Why are you standing there? Were you flexing your muscles?”

“Nothing. I was just getting some more wood for the fire, honey.”

Nothing. Nothing, but being a God, woman. Can’t you see that? If my wife only knew what went on inside my head. She’d probably laugh until she cried.

The 32” wide oil rubbed bronze fire bowl is accented with a dramatic criss-cross design. It has an elegant while being functional; easy lift guard and a breeze to assemble.